Hi! I am one of the 113.9 million Filipinos. Google would tell you that we're second on the world's worst traffic list. 69th on the most polluted air list. (68th if not for our flat noses inhaling air pollutants, mine included.) 69th on the poorest. Third on the slowest Internet. Not to mention that the son of the leader of Guinness' greatest robbery of a government is our president. Yet we're the second happiest country in Southeast Asia.

See? We know how to have fun in the middle of chaos. If only we could have more Filipino writers, we could make this industry a little less serious. Because hey! We're not treating cancer. We're selling lotions and shampoos. It's only fucking advertising.

Here's a photo of a Filipino.